What will it take to get you to help me move?
Just ask. I really don't have much going on. And besides, I love lifting heavy things AND I haven't had any major surgeries lately, so I'm pretty ideal for this sort of thing. Thanks for thinking of me, and please tell your friends.
Who do these puggles even think they are?
Puggles, grandpuggles, step-grandpuggles and great great grandpuggles. Mainly.
Kids these days, right?
Pretty much. Hopefully twins. I will name them "The Sklars." Even if they're girls. I'll never refer to my children with individual names. Just "The Sklars." As soon as they're born, I'll put one in black rimmed glasses and the other in a beard so I can tell them apart. But mainly just yell, "Hey the Sklars! Get home!" And honestly, I wouldn't care if my kids came running home or the comedy duo. I'd be happy to see either on any given day.
What are Italians even doing?
I think just their best.
Ugh, the new quarters?
I don't know much about those. The only currency I deal with are 2 dollar bills, Susan B. Anthony dollars, 50 cent pieces and quid. Makes every transaction so much easier.