Here are some of the roles in the original pilot script of Children's Hospital that didn't survive the development process for one reason or another:
Chief's severely handicapped toddler
A punch-drunk boxer and assistant payroll accountant
The Dutch Ophthalmologist
A superhero with the proportional strentgh of an ant. Also, literally someone's aunt.
The orderly who's always getting children high
Blake's black sheep half brother
A wiseass breakdancing monkey with no relation to the monkey on Animal Practice
The homeless orphan shoeshine boy
He's always buffing the floors. In the buff!
Dr. Hans Jackson
The comic relief/child killer
Really, really big tits
This article was originally published October 2012