Ever wonder how celebs keep their bods toned and taught for their movie star closeups?
TOM CRUISE
Swims 30 laps per day in a thimble!
USHER
lifts the crushing weight of depression!
NICOLE KIDMAN
chases down and sucks the blood from goats!
MILEY CYRUS
runs through five personalities per day!
JOHNNY DEPP
does weight training under 48 pounds of scarves!
KATIE HOLMES
runs from Scientologists!
BEYONCE
does nothing because she is perfect!
NICOLAS CAGE
fights a komodo dragon!
SHIA LABOUEF
does something entirely bland and unmemorable!
SYLVESTER STALLONE
eats a salad bowl filled to the brim with horse steroids!
This article was originally published August 2013