hi i’m prince. i wanted 2 start my own magazine but i am shy. i ran into will ferrel at a party. he is the star of my favorite movie, megamind. he told me that his company funny or die has an ipad magazine. i asked him “what is an ipad?” he showed me 1 and it was glamorous.
i told will ferrel, “i would like 2 make a magazine on the iPad, but i am shy.” he said 2 me, “don’t be shy, prince. u are funky.” will ferrel makes me smile. :) i gave him some beautiful crystals as a present.
will ferrel told me i could be the editor of an ipad magazine this month. i am going 2 share with u some of my deepest and most scandalous thoughts. u will see a side of prince like u have never seen before. do u want 2 see me? i made a little game 4 u above. connect the dots 2 see prince. now here is a picture of a raven:
i have many treasures 4 u in this magazine. together we will publish our erotic desires and rave in2 a new technological atmosphere.
click below to see prince's version of connect the dots
things i saw that are purple
hi i’m prince. welcome 2 my magazine. here are some things I saw that are purple.
find out what it sounds like when doves cry.
hi i’m prince. i am a gemini. this part of the magazine is a list of women i think are beautiful. some of them i have gotten freaky with. try 2 guess which ones. i will not tell u it’s a secret shhhh
dara von swank
lana del rey
lisa g from the howard stern show
carly rae japsen
this girl that i thought was ke$ha but might not have been
sheila larson from newbridge
My favorite chandeliers
hi i'm prince. now is the part of the magazine where i share with u some of my favorite chandeliers.
hi i’m prince. i had fun making the iPad. here’s what u can expect in the next issue.
i interview a pile of sand slipping through the fingers of a single mom (very emotional)
8 great tips for purchasing an ascot
kevin smith is a devil!!!
funky word jumble
20 questions about god 4 wendy and lisa
banana pudding recipe