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Blue Armoire For Sale, Not Infested With Scorpions

September 24, 2014 Joe Veix

Blue armoire, near-perfect condition, w/ original lock - $375 (Flatbush Area)

My wife and I are moving and need to pare down our stuff. I inherited this armoire from my great-great-grandfather, who found it during a long journey through India 100 years ago.

Note: This item is NOT infested with scorpion eggs!

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