hi i’m prince. i wanted 2 start my own magazine but i am shy. i ran into will ferrel at a party. he is the star of my favorite movie, megamind. he told me that his company funny or die has an ipad magazine. i asked him “what is an ipad?” he showed me 1 and it was glamorous.
i told will ferrel, “i would like 2 make a magazine on the ipad, but i am shy.” he said 2 me, “don’t be shy, prince. u are funky.” will ferrel makes me smile. :) i gave him some beautiful crystals as a present.
will ferrel told me i could be the editor of an ipad magazine this month. i am going 2 share with u some of my deepest and most scandalous thoughts. u will see a side of prince like u have never seen before. do u want 2 see me? i made a little game 4 u above. connect the dots 2 see prince. now here is a picture of a raven:
i have many treasures 4 u in this magazine. together we will publish our erotic desires and rave in2 a new technological atmosphere.
click below to see prince's version of connect the dots
things i saw that are purple
hi i’m prince. i am a gemini. this part of the magazine is a list of women i think are beautiful. some of them i have gotten freaky with. try 2 guess which ones. i will not tell u it’s a secret shhhh
dara von swank
lana del rey
lisa g from the howard stern show
carly rae japsen
this girl that i thought was ke$ha but might not have been
sheila larson from newbridge
find out what it sounds like when doves cry
My favorite chandeliers
hi i'm prince. now is the part of the magazine where i share with u some of my favorite chandeliers.
hi i’m prince. i had fun making the iPad. here’s what u can expect in the next issue.
i interview a pile of sand slipping through the fingers of a single mom (very emotional)
8 great tips for purchasing an ascot
kevin smith is a devil!!!
funky word jumble
20 questions about god 4 wendy and lisa
banana pudding recipe