hi i’m prince. i wanted 2 start my own magazine but i am shy. i ran into will ferrel at a party. he is the star of my favorite movie, megamind. he told me that his company funny or die has an ipad magazine. i asked him “what is an ipad?” he showed me 1 and it was glamorous.

i told will ferrel, “i would like 2 make a magazine on the ipad, but i am shy.” he said 2 me, “don’t be shy, prince. u are funky.” will ferrel makes me smile. :) i gave him some beautiful crystals as a present.
will ferrel told me i could be the editor of an ipad magazine this month. i am going 2 share with u some of my deepest and most scandalous thoughts. u will see a side of prince like u have never seen before. do u want 2 see me? i made a little game 4 u above. connect the dots 2 see prince. now here is a picture of a raven:

i have many treasures 4 u in this magazine. together we will publish our erotic desires and rave in2 a new technological atmosphere.

blessings,

prince

click below to see prince's version of connect the dots

things i saw that are purple

this is a purple car. don't drive 2 fast i get scared.

u can taste the purple. the bubbles make my tummy hurt sometimes.

i picked these flowers. who should i give them 2? alicia silverstone? i don't know when i will see her next.

i like 2 play tetris but i am not very good. :(

god bless our troops

beautiful women

hi i’m prince. i am a gemini. this part of the magazine is a list of women i think are beautiful. some of them i have gotten freaky with. try 2 guess which ones. i will not tell u it’s a secret shhhh

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julianne hough

lindsay gould

gessi accompora

stephanie james

lee heathers

sheila e

francesca izzo

sarah burke

tilda swinton

krissy kerr

rachel hirsch

mollie isabel

nichole roberts

tisha roberts

emily collins

madea

heather giles

stephanie lazarus

dara von swank

meg harry

jennifer cambry

michelle hales

juice newton

abby owens

brooke lewy

valarie denise

casi grace

dani shih

marrisa reese

ali bevelaqua

jenna hallinan

gillian keifer

claire squires

lana del rey 

mary baumann

lauren andre

sami katz

tempest bryant

crystal malone

lisa g from the howard stern show

alix weintraub

fara fenigan

maria ruiz

joanna sherry

eaven hooke

deirdre aaron

kate barker

carly rae japsen

jennifer neville

dara gudmundson

casi maggio

nikki hoesel 

sheena easton

miri marciano

judith nelson

maya siegel

devorah liftutz 

this girl that i thought was ke$ha but might not have been

sissy sommers

monica maron

sheila larson from newbridge

betty koch

rochelle goldenberg

christine singel

joanna zjadman

marsha warfield 

erin driscoll

julie kraut

amy scheuer

megan harber

becca nicoll

karina mckenny

laura campbell

elizabeth kucinich 

carolyn moore

justine bilicki

erica rio

chelsea peretti

find out what it sounds like when doves cry

My favorite chandeliers

hi i'm prince. now is the part of the magazine where i share with u some of my favorite chandeliers.

this chandelier is a mystery.

this chandelier belongs 2 chaka khan. she is my friend.

i used 2 b intimidated by this chandelier, but now we have an understanding.

this chandelier will take u 2 the purple carnival.

i do not care 4 this chandelier i think it is tacky.

hi i’m prince. i had fun making the iPad. here’s what u can expect in the next issue.

i interview a pile of sand slipping through the fingers of a single mom (very emotional)
8 great tips for purchasing an ascot
kevin smith is a devil!!!
funky word jumble
20 questions about god 4 wendy and lisa
banana pudding recipe