Note from The Occasional: After giving Prince
his own magazine in Issue #003, we invited him back
to give his thoughts on Christmas songs.
It is a very emotional holiday for him.
i like this song it is quiet
this song is sexy. it’s about a chick who wants 2 get freaky with santa. i bet santa like 2 get freaky. he’s funky. let santa get nasty if he want 2.
it is not fun 2 run on a 1 horse open sleigh. it is fun 2 have a glamorous party and ride in2 a fancy ballroom on a white horse. let every1 see how much funk u got. then ride out of the party on the horse and let no1 see u 4 7 years.
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
i want 2 record a song called funkin’ around the xmas tree. it will b about this freaky lady named shanice. she puts a star on top of the tree with her mind. my song funkin’ around the xmas tree will b 18 minutes long.
The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
hehe i like this song chipmunks make me smile. alvin is a troublemaker he need 2 watch himself!!!
Frosty the Snowman
i used 2 have a keyboard player named frosty the snowman. he wore a white fur coat all the time. he looked good. i don’t know where he is anymore, maybe he is in berlin
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
i want 2 play reindeer games with u in the sensuous afterglow of a new dawn of eroticism
Happy Xmas! (War is Over)
this song is by john & yoko. i sent yoko a tea kettle 4 xmas 1 year. it was beautiful. i went 2 visit yoko last year and we had tea from the tea kittle. we drank it with our souls. do u want 2 have tea with yoko and me? u can. all u need 2 do is find my secret smile.
Santa Clause is Coming to Town
he can stay at paisley park if he want 2, i have a room with 21 crystal christmas trees that i keep year round 4 people who r special 2 me
it should b purple christmas
This article was originally published December 2012