Poll: Why are you at Urban Outfitters?
Need V-Necks
Need V-Necks and the latest in Record Player with iPhone Jack Technology
Need V-Necks and to peruse book section and learn what blogs were popular last year
Know your enemy... and also need V-Necks
Here's Some Shit We Didn't Know What To Do With
Puttin' Out Fires!
Q: My son's face is weird?
A: Not really a question, but thanks for writing!
Starbucks Music Recommendation
John Legend:
Live from Google Hangout
Classic Prank!!!
Invite your friend over for Christmas, blindfold him, take all the money out of his wallet, and sleep with his wife while he's in the room!!!!!
Times it's appropriate to yell “Let's Roll” on a flight
- Hijackers have threatened your safety.
- Flight attendant didn't see you waving your garbage as she walked by with trash bag.
Who Am I?
I'm a former President who oversaw a natural disaster unlike anything our nation had ever experienced.
Venn Diagram
An all too common exchange:
Person 1: "I had the craziest dream last night. Let me tell you about it."
Person 2: [no response as Person 2 murders Person 1 as he/she would rather life in prison than hearing about someone's dream]
My Best Fiends Ranked in Order of Number of Shits Taken on My Floor (Least to Most)
Life Tips!
Question: Internet is out. How do I keep myself from going nuts?
Answer: Have you tried using your iPhone, ya big fat idiot?