Here's Some Shit We Didn't Know What To Do With
Starbucks Music Recommendation of the Month
Bonnie Raitt
Mid-Tempo Rock Your Parents Will Love and You Won't Mind
Kanye’s Korner
YO I WAS AT DUNKIN DONUTS THE OTHER DAY WHEN I REALIZED I WASN'T GETTING MY MONEY'S WORTH. THERE WAS A MOTHERFUCKING HOLE IN MY SHIT. SO I RETURNED IT AND WAS LIKE 'GIMME A JELLY FILLED DONUT CUZ IT'S THE SAME PRICE AS THE SHITS THAT HAVE HOLES IN THEM BUT YOU GET LIKE 20% MORE DONUT AND I'M MAD RESPONSIBLE WHEN IT COMES TO MY PURCHASES.
I ALSO ENJOY BOSTON KREMES!!!
What's Inside That Butt?!?
Who Am I?
I had a dedicated following based on my controversial beliefs and am the person most people would claim to murder if they had a time machine.
Bears: Worth The Trouble?
Best Songs to Masturbate and Cry to:
- All by myself
- Rocking in the Free World
- Love Hurts
- Hallelujah
- The Bon Iver Discography
Hollywood Insider
Nicknames That Have Inexplicably Never Caught On
1. Babe Vigoda
Things You Should Never Say at a Wedding
- I slept with the groom
- Jeepers, I can't believe you slept with the groom
- Stop sleeping with the groom
- The groom slept with me
- Who's the groom sleeping with tonight?
- That groom sure can give good dicking
- If the groom's here, who's dicking his bride?
- More pie, please.*
*Said while watching the newlyweds consummate the marriage. It takes them out of the moment. Totally fine under normal circumstances.
