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Bunch of Shit

How They Pitched The Film Batman and Robin: A Short Play

August 23, 2014 The Occasional

Director: It'll be great. We'll get Arnold to play Mr. Freeze. Everybody loves Mr. Freeze. 

Studio Head: ...Eh, I don't know. 

Director: And the bat suit will have nipples on it. 

Studio Head: I'm listening...

[curtain]

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