Were the quotes said while someone was hanging a shelf or getting a handjob?
- "Try tightening it."
- "Here, put a towel down."
- "I think you should stand on that ladder."
- "Looks like it's hanging a little to the left."
- "I should have just gotten the man outside Home Depot to do it."
- "I'm serious about the ladder idea."
- "Don't stand underneath me while I finish."
- "Sorry."
- "I know you'd rather be out with your friends right now, but your father really appreciates the help."
- "I swear I've done this before."
- "Just add a little screw to the end."
- "Good thing I wore this old shirt."
- "Use your other hand."
- "Now use both hands."
- "Just think, when it's done, you won't ever have to do it again."
- "I think I'm bleeding."
They're all from getting a handjob.