Getting a Handjob Versus Hanging a Shelf

Were the quotes said while someone was hanging a shelf or getting a handjob?

  • "Try tightening it."
  • "Here, put a towel down."
  • "I think you should stand on that ladder."
  • "Looks like it's hanging a little to the left."
  • "I should have just gotten the man outside Home Depot to do it."
  • "I'm serious about the ladder idea."
  • "Don't stand underneath me while I finish."
  • "Sorry."
  • "I know you'd rather be out with your friends right now, but your father really appreciates the help."
  • "I swear I've done this before."
  • "Just add a little screw to the end."
  • "Good thing I wore this old shirt."
  • "Use your other hand."
  • "Now use both hands."
  • "Just think, when it's done, you won't ever have to do it again."
  • "I think I'm bleeding."

They're all from getting a handjob.