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    <lastmod>2014-08-07</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/2/27/the-occasional-staff-fitness-challenge-part-2</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-10-03</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-09-05</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-09-04</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/5/donaldson-family-newsletter</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/5/indiana-jones-behind-the-scenes</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/24/choco-crisp</loc>
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    <lastmod>2015-01-14</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/5/the-ultimate-dick-and-fart-joke</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-09-10</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/the-nazi-radio-sitcom-furor</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-05-19</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-08-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Occasional's Guide to Voting - Step 1</image:title>
      <image:caption>Carefully study the candidates and decide who you feel will best lead the nation. Today's the day you vote for President.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Occasional's Guide to Voting - Step 2</image:title>
      <image:caption>Check in to your polling site by providing proper identification.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Occasional's Guide to Voting - Step 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>Step into the booth, close the curtain, and prepare to fulfill your duty as an American.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Occasional's Guide to Voting - Step 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>Go over your decision one last time. Remember, this vote directly impacts the fate of America.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Occasional's Guide to Voting - Step 5</image:title>
      <image:caption>On your ballot, find the name of the candidate you wish to vote for</image:caption>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Occasional's Guide to Voting - Step 6</image:title>
      <image:caption>Confidently make your selection by filling in your ballot with the pen provided.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Occasional's Guide to Voting - Step 7</image:title>
      <image:caption>Exit the voting booth with your ballot in hand.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Occasional's Guide to Voting - Step 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>Find one of the many scanners outside the booth and insert your ballot. Don't worry. This seems tricky, but a volunteer will assist you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Congratulations. By casting your vote, you have played an essential part in the political process.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Occasional's Guide to Voting - Step 10</image:title>
      <image:caption>That night, turn on the news to see who won the general election.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Occasional's Guide to Voting - Step 11</image:title>
      <image:caption>After four years, prepare to do your part as an American all over again. It's democracy in action.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2014-04-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Questions with Chelsea Peretti</image:title>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/26/royals-premium-candy-cigarettes</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-01-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Royals Premium Candy Cigarettes</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/fitness-lessons-with-tom-lennon-yoga</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Fitness Lessons with Tom Lennon: 'Yoga'</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Fitness Lessons with Tom Lennon: 'Yoga'</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Fitness Lessons with Tom Lennon: 'Yoga'</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Fitness Lessons with Tom Lennon: 'Yoga'</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Fitness Lessons with Tom Lennon: 'Yoga'</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Fitness Lessons with Tom Lennon: 'Yoga'</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Fitness Lessons with Tom Lennon: 'Yoga'</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/fuck-marry-kill-mad-men-don-draper-betty-draper-pete-campbell</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-09-04</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/21/michelangelos-muse</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Michelangelo’s Muse</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/a-gentlemans-guide-to-sleeping-with-another-gentlemans-wife</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-08-22</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1398459141300-N46CKGJD2IPVJOVZIL5C/badge.gif</image:loc>
      <image:title>CONTENT - A Gentleman’s Guide To Sleeping With Another Gentleman’s Wife</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/terrycos-terrystick</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - TerryCo: The Terrystick</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/10/how-do-i-hold-this-baby</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-08-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - How Do I Hold This Baby?</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - How Do I Hold This Baby?</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - How Do I Hold This Baby?</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - How Do I Hold This Baby?</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/our-our-philosophy-poster-poster</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Our “Our Philosophy Poster” Poster</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Our “Our Philosophy Poster” Poster</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/2/28/the-comic-orgy</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-04-02</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/passive-aggressive-dumpster-note</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-07-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Passive-Aggressive Dumpster Note</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Passive-Aggressive Dumpster Note</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/24/four-seasons</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - 'Four Seasons' With Jon Glaser</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - 'Four Seasons' With Jon Glaser</image:title>
      <image:caption>FALL There's nothing quite like autumn in New York City. The crisp fall air. The burst of colors in the foliage. This shot reaffirms why I love living here.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1396405705786-SVRAQYJ6LWN16LYL2JIX/winter.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>CONTENT - 'Four Seasons' With Jon Glaser</image:title>
      <image:caption>WINTER This was a particularly bitter and brutal cold day. This shot really captures New York winter at its snowy coldest.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1396405705282-6FXZ0RC4YIR8LBPQQ4UC/spring.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>CONTENT - 'Four Seasons' With Jon Glaser</image:title>
      <image:caption>SPRING I love this shot. To me, it says: "Good bye, Winter weary drearies, and hello Spring mildy wildies!"</image:caption>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - 'Four Seasons' With Jon Glaser</image:title>
      <image:caption>SUMMER Summer in New York City. Hip hop blaring from car windows. Smiling kids running through open fire hydrants. Sunning at Coney Island. The bleachers at Yankee Stadium. This shot sums it all up.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - 'Four Seasons' With Jon Glaser</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/camp-broscure-monilauke-a-co-educational-camp</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-09-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Camp Brochure: Monilauke, a Co-Educational Camp</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/new-national-anthem-2014</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-07-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The New National Anthem 2014™</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/5/women-holding-their-wieners</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-04-02</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1394819452629-A1YGIB6RRXU3Z5R7T9PU/2.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>CONTENT - Women Holding Their Wieners, Featuring Katie Lowes, Sarah Baker, &amp; Regina Hall</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Women Holding Their Wieners, Featuring Katie Lowes, Sarah Baker, &amp; Regina Hall</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1394819627175-SW8XSCVYLL2BXVKYDIG4/5.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>CONTENT - Women Holding Their Wieners, Featuring Katie Lowes, Sarah Baker, &amp; Regina Hall</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Women Holding Their Wieners, Featuring Katie Lowes, Sarah Baker, &amp; Regina Hall</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Women Holding Their Wieners, Featuring Katie Lowes, Sarah Baker, &amp; Regina Hall</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1394819619371-MCSNMTMFENZ3YTGR4O8D/8.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>CONTENT - Women Holding Their Wieners, Featuring Katie Lowes, Sarah Baker, &amp; Regina Hall</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Women Holding Their Wieners, Featuring Katie Lowes, Sarah Baker, &amp; Regina Hall</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Women Holding Their Wieners, Featuring Katie Lowes, Sarah Baker, &amp; Regina Hall</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1394819990419-XCSOBVB202NR1F0HJTN4/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>CONTENT - Women Holding Their Wieners, Featuring Katie Lowes, Sarah Baker, &amp; Regina Hall</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/fuck-marry-kill-baguette-breadsticks-a-roll</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-09-04</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/the-best-deal-in-town</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-01-15</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/24/prince-bashiers-arabian-musk-aftershave-for-children</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-01-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Prince Bashier's Arabian Musk: Aftershave for Children</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/bigfoots-line-of-self-help-books</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Bigfoot's Line of Self-Help Books</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Bigfoot's Line of Self-Help Books</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1402505641576-9NWIM3ZICVH1O6W1O012/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>CONTENT - Bigfoot's Line of Self-Help Books</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Bigfoot's Line of Self-Help Books</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Bigfoot's Line of Self-Help Books</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Bigfoot's Line of Self-Help Books</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1402505687817-RI2CZ3LITO906JHFDPD5/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/terrycos-terrytape-mouth-band</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1393876387651-BTULU7V9PTTPCBXBXX4Q/mouthband.jpg</image:loc>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/5/the-gauntlet-5-questions-with-anthony-jeselnik</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-08-07</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1394043362506-H0T6EPP0SG83VS97PAY7/questions.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>CONTENT - 5 Questions with Anthony Jeselnik</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photography by Mandee Johnson</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/the-anatomy-of-the-human-body</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-04-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Anatomy of the Human Body</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Anatomy of the Human Body</image:title>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-03-19</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2015-01-14</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2015-01-14</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-07-22</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/physicians-lounge-april-1st</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-07-30</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-07-22</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/18/best-apps-uber-for-dogs</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-09-06</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2015-01-15</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-08-08</lastmod>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/2/27/celebrity-fitness-secrets</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-26</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-09-13</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/glendale-herald-obituary</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-07-30</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/fuck-marry-kill-game-of-thrones</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-09-04</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/the-gauntlet-50-questions-with-paul-f-tompkins</loc>
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    <lastmod>2015-01-15</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/hot-erotic-fiction</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-07-22</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/celebrity-internet-featuring-julia-louis-dreyfus</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-25</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/the-occasional-staff-fitness-challenge-part-3</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-08-08</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/fuck-marry-kill-wall-e-r2d2-c3po-and-hal</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-09-04</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/how-to-make-prank-call</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-07-22</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Illustration by Justin Bilicki</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/gym-rules</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/the-gauntlet-50-questions-with-ron-funches</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - 12 Questions with Ron Funches</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photography by Ron Funches</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2014-08-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The One Man Affected by Y2K</image:title>
      <image:caption>White in front of his ill-fated computer, which sits atop a desk still covered in soot. "Not a day goes by that I don't unplug it and plug it back in, hoping it will restart," White confided. "Alas, that wasn't in Y2K's plans."</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1394129618056-LGT3404HLC7WCIJ0Q1RS/2.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>CONTENT - The One Man Affected by Y2K</image:title>
      <image:caption>With no functioning VCR to play his home videos, White resorts to pulling out the actual film and holding it up to the light to relive the memories of his estranged wife. It's all he has left. She took her possessions with her and he burned all of her remaining clothes to stay warm long ago.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A look at White's bank statement on December 31st, 1999 shows he had a stable financial life ahead of him. The following day his life's savings had been depleted. "Could have been even more. Just two weeks earlier I'd thrown down a few hundo for a Sony MiniDisc player for the missus…Somehow that was the only electronic that didn't mysteriously break that night. Granted, she took it with her when she left." White keeps a closet filled with unplayable Soundgarden minidiscs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>White calls his beanie baby collection his cash cow, unaware that they're essentially worthless in today's economy.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The One Man Affected by Y2K</image:title>
      <image:caption>White shows off a photograph of him and his wife. They were never officially divorced. "She tried to file the paperwork. Hired an attorney and everything. But every time she mailed any files I needed to sign, the post office would return to sender. I know this because from 2002 to 2004, she would stand out in the street screaming 'Just come out and show yourself, you coward! You can't live like this forever!' I'd like to think I showed her."</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/4/5-questions-with-tig-notaro</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-08-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - 5 Questions with Tig Notaro</image:title>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/on-shakespeare</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - On Shakespeare, A Literary Rumination</image:title>
      <image:caption>Illustration by Natalie Capannelli</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/4/ka-tom-scharpling</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-08-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - K&amp;A: Tom Scharpling</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/4/around-town-johnnys-yurt-hurt</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-04-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Around Town: Johnny's Yurt Hurt!</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/4/2rx1s9p3mrr27p28r22keblawywgtl</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-08-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Dating Advice from an Eight-Year-Old</image:title>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/5/jewish-web-md</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-08-07</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/5/welcome-to-the-occasional</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/4/review-getting-arrested</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-01-08</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1393967622803-ME788WXUT4SEW7MAY0RM/depps.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>CONTENT - Review: Getting Arrested</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Review: Getting Arrested</image:title>
      <image:caption>Artie Johann illustration by Gregor Louden</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/2/28/quiz-are-you-attracted-to-your-cousin</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-09-10</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/5/around-town-keha-in-crii</loc>
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      <image:caption>POSE: Vasisthasana (Side Plank)</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/19/the-nautical-kama-sutra-sex-positions-for-the-boating-enthusiast</loc>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Nautical Kama Sutra: Sex Positions for the Boating Enthusiast</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/how-to-give-him-the-sexiest-flag-day-of-his-life</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - How to Give Him the Sexiest Flag Day of His Life</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/wheres-waldo-today-with-tony-hale</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-06-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - "Where's Waldo Today?" With Tony Hale</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - "Where's Waldo Today?" With Tony Hale</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - "Where's Waldo Today?" With Tony Hale</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - "Where's Waldo Today?" With Tony Hale</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - "Where's Waldo Today?" With Tony Hale</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - "Where's Waldo Today?" With Tony Hale</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - "Where's Waldo Today?" With Tony Hale</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - "Where's Waldo Today?" With Tony Hale</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - "Where's Waldo Today?" With Tony Hale</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - "Where's Waldo Today?" With Tony Hale</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - "Where's Waldo Today?" With Tony Hale</image:title>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/17/agentlemans-guide-to-murdering-anothergentleman</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-08-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - A Gentleman’s Guide To Murdering Another Gentleman</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/20/whats-a-people</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-01-14</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/18/how-to-pleasure-yourself-like-a-gentleman</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-01-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - How to Pleasure Yourself Like a Gentleman</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/26/hollywood-hot-list</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-01-14</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Zac and noted film critic Gene Shalit attend The Lorax premiere.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kourtney and Kim step on some apple boxes to take a photo with their sister.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Miley performs to a room full of children.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here's Chris with the one man who can't read the news.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Demi lets her ex out for for a nigh of paying strippers for sex.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here's Kim doing charity work/giving an old man an erection.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>MIA seen rebelling against authority/the chance to perform with her idol.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Matt Lauer congratulates Sheen on not dying.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/24/newt-gingrichs-campaign-journal</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-01-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Newt Gingrich's Campaign Journal</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Newt Gingrich's Campaign Journal</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/24/so-you-just-took-your-first-hit-of-acid</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - So You Just Took Your First Hit of Acid</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - So You Just Took Your First Hit of Acid</image:title>
      <image:caption>Illustrations by Abel Macias</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/5-questions-with-tj-miller</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-07-22</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/2/27/letter-from-the-guest-editor-terry-crews</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Letter from the Guest Editor: Terry Crews</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photography by Scott Garrison</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/dog-missed-connections</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2014-10-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Dog Missed Connections</image:title>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Dog Missed Connections</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/24/hollywood-hot-list</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-01-14</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Mel's all smiles at the Holocaust museum.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Amanda signs autographs for fans she hasn't mowed down yet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kim and Kanye head off to a leather pants party.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - Hollywood Hot List</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jessica storing up for the long winter.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ashton informs Lea Michele of the girth of his penis.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If there's anything Ted knows, it's subtlety.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Brian out on the town with his wife, seen here wearing her water-resistant pants.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52d07668e4b0b335d4dfb080/1395690185672-UR4XLLVME3QLVJUXXV9N/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>CONTENT - Hollywood Hot List</image:title>
      <image:caption>Chris looking shocked that he hasn't punched this man yet.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/10/the-occasionals-guide-to-summer-music-festivals</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-01-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>CONTENT - The Occasional's Guide to Summer Music Festivals</image:title>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/jims-discount-cloud</loc>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/10/mctavishs-blended-pure-apple-juice</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-08-07</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/2/27/bestiexbestie-episode-4</loc>
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    <lastmod>2015-01-08</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/an-analysis-of-wonder-womans-invisible-jet-in-batman-v-superman</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-07-28</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2015-01-08</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/5/best-apps-operation-kim-jong-un-edition</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-09-06</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-07-22</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/4/bestiexbestie-episode-1</loc>
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    <lastmod>2015-01-08</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/10/dads</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-08-07</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/6/cool-runnings-3-still-running</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-08-07</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/me-my-me-and-i-a-love-story</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-24</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-06-18</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/phone-call-with-the-dmv-about-a-license-plate-which-by-chance-spelled-out-bruclee</loc>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/2/28/fuck-marry-kill-john-travolta-john-travolta-john-travolta</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-09-04</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/2/27/total-body-confusion-fitness-with-tom</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-07-22</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/26/celebrity-psychiatrist-blind-items</loc>
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    <lastmod>2015-01-14</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.theoccasional.com/content/j95l6h5d3ba1zevy6oc0fbtqccu3xo</loc>
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      <image:caption>this chandelier is a mystery.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>this chandelier belongs 2 chaka khan. she is my friend.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>i used 2 b intimidated by this chandelier, but now we have an understanding.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>this chandelier will take u 2 the purple carnival.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2014-07-15</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>this is a purple car. don't drive too fast i get scared.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>this chandelier is a mystery</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>this chandelier belongs 2 chaka kahn. she is my friend.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>i used 2 b intimidated by this chandelier, but now we have an understanding.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>this chandelier will take you 2 the purple carnival.</image:caption>
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